The Opening Number

This is one of the first songs in the musical.

Lyrics
George and Harold:

Dog Man: The Musical!

George:

Um, How do we start?

Harold:

Uh, We start at the beginning!

You start writing, and I'll set the scene.

It was the best of scenes, it was the first of scenes.

It was a scene with scenery.

It was a scenery of a city!

It was a city full of tall building, and taxis, and fire hydrants, and trash cans, and most importantly...singing people!

Townspeople:

This is called the opening number

It's the very first song of the show

It's fast and snappy

It's super duper happy

It's a musical type of hello

Hello!

We're citizens of this city

It's a place where nothing ever goes wrong

And if you ask me "Could it?"

I'll answer "Hey, why would it?"

While we're singing such a happy song

So let's all sing this opening number

And slap on a smile and have fun

Woo Hoo!

'Cause the status' quo is number's foe

This opening number is number 1!

Petey:

Gimmie that!

Sarah Hatoff:

Hey!

You can't steal that!

That's stealing!

Petey:

There's more crime where that came from.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Citizen:

Who the heck are you anyway?

Petey:

That's a great question."

And it deserves a musical answer!

I am your nightmare come to life

Townspeople:

No!

Petey:

I am a nasty piece of work

Townspeople

No!

Petey:

I will insult your ugly wife

Townspeople:

Why?

Petey:

I am such a total jerk

Townspeople:

Total jerk

Sha-la-la

Sha-la-la

Sha-la-la

Sha-la-la

{They then start humming}

Petey:

I am an evil scoundrel kitty

Causing endless allergies

Here to terorrize the city

And bring it's people to their knees

I'm Petey!

Townspeople:

He's Petey

Petey:

I'm Petey

Townspeople:

Scary Petey

Petey:

Being evil is my game

I'm anything but tame

You will shiver at the mention of my name

I'm Petey

Now Scram!